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Posted on October 1, 2020 by Anonymous
ATTENTION!
PLEASE SANITIZE YOUR HANDS
BEFORE YOU COME FURTHER INSIDE;
IF YOU CAN’T BE ASKED,
TAKE YOURSELF BACK OUTSIDE.
WE’RE NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE.
WE’RE NOT TRYING TO HIDE.
BUT STATISTICS SHOW COVID-19
COULD CAUSE OUR LOVED ONES TO
DIE.
I made this sign to protect my grandma from COVID-19 when the pandemic started. Now, I just have her set up with a can of disinfectant to spray people at the door and hand sanitizer to threaten them with as she sees fit. Not to mention, I set her chair in a way that gives her the advantage of sneak attacking the unexpecting guests with said weapons of COVID prevention upon their entrance through the threshold of our home… Ain’t no virus takin’ my grandma! She’s mine! And she’s armed and dangerous! Watch yourself, COVID! Also, feel free to use this. This applies to whoever, whenever, wherever…. (cue Shakira).
This is here just to see what happens… feel free to donate or ignore…
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